Stone Sliders Gifts

Curling.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Are those my slippers?!"

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Olympics create interest in curling.

Back to the Holidays

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Mountain escalator.

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

'It's turned out well. Just a pity it went so woefully overbudget.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."

Your Sculpture while you wait.

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

Freedom - I wish I'd been a rolling stone!

Skiing

"Maybe we should nail down the Slip 'N' Slide."

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

We've seen this one, I remember those slippers! (Man's huge slippers are blocking the screen).

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

Hitchhiking skier

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

Turtle wearing bunny slippers.