Stone Sliding Amateur Gifts

Olympics create interest in curling.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Rock - see you in a million years!

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

Unfinished Masterpiece.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"Another successful year!"

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Extreme Bowling.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Valet parking.

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

"Maybe we should nail down the Slip 'N' Slide."

Business Slides.

Freudian slide

And now bring the girls!

Ethelred the Unfinished.

Look Up.