Stone Sliding Amateur Gifts

Olympics create interest in curling.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Rock - see you in a million years!

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"Another successful year!"

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Extreme Bowling.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Valet parking.

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

Look Up.

Ethelred the Unfinished.

Skiing

Freudian slide

Business Slides.

And now bring the girls!