Stone Sliders T-Shirts

Curling.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

Olympics create interest in curling.

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Back to the Holidays

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Mountain escalator.

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'It's turned out well. Just a pity it went so woefully overbudget.'

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."

Your Sculpture while you wait.

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

Skiing

We've seen this one, I remember those slippers! (Man's huge slippers are blocking the screen).

Hitchhiking skier

Ski Slope

Turtle wearing bunny slippers.

Colorado skier