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The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Meet the author

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Whatever!

Freedom

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

Olympics create interest in curling.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Pianist-boxer

Skywriter's Block

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

Stock Market - Bull vs Bear

"I'm thinking of changing my name."