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The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Meet the author

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Freedom

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Whatever!

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

Pianist-boxer

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Skywriter's Block

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Piano Bar

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.'

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

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