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'You fancy yourself a desert crawler? Ha!'

Lifeguard in desert.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Extreme Bowling.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

"What? No Vanilla?"

'I think he wants you to go out further!'

Skiing

Environmental Clues

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

"The usual"