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'You fancy yourself a desert crawler? Ha!'

Lifeguard in desert.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Extreme Bowling.

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

"What? No Vanilla?"

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'I think he wants you to go out further!'

Skiing

Environmental Clues

"The usual"

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

End of Desert You May Now Stand