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"What? No Vanilla?"

"Next walk, we’re going to the park."

Golf Ball in the Desert

Environmental Clues

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Naked Mole Rat

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Desert Dermatologist

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Pelican and Origami

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Tourist in the desert

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."