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"What? No Vanilla?"

"Next walk, we’re going to the park."

Golf Ball in the Desert

Environmental Clues

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Stop. I've got sand in my shoe again."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Naked Mole Rat

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Desert Dermatologist

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

God in the bunker.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Tourist in the desert

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'