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Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

End of Desert You May Now Stand

'Money...money...money...'

Tourists

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Sand danger

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Fossil hunting

Son burying his dad in sand

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Crabbing

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"