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'Ow! - I got something in my EYE again!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Building giant sand pies.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"We really need to hire a landscaper."

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

"What? No Vanilla?"

'I think he wants you to go out further!'

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

Environmental Clues

'Did you ask Daddy if it was okay to do that to him?'

Sharp, play, builder's washed

"The usual"

End of Desert You May Now Stand

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'Well, I said that it's okay to bury dad on the beach, but...'

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'