Slip 'n' Slider Pillows

"Why can't we put salt on our path like everyone else?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Biting Slippers.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Cowboy Slippers

Mountain escalator.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

'Eeee, it's tekking a long time to wear these slippers in, Mother.'

Skiing

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."

"Wake up late this morning?"