Snow Slope Slider Pillows

Skiing

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Snowboarding downhill.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Balloon ski lift

'Why trees kill skiers'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"You sure you've done this before."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Where is Wally?'

'Watch out!'

Hitchhiking skier

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

Ski Slope

Swiss Skier

"I've never skied paper before."

Colorado skier

'Okay, skiers. It's cross country for you here onward.'

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

"I am snowploughing!"

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'