Snow Slope Slider Prints

Skiing

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Snowboarding downhill.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Balloon ski lift

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

'Why trees kill skiers'

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

"You sure you've done this before."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Bunny Slope

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Where is Wally?'

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

'Watch out!'

Hitchhiking skier

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

Swiss Skier

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

"I've never skied paper before."

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'

'Okay, skiers. It's cross country for you here onward.'

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'