Slide Slider Gifts

"I still use baby powder on my butt! Especially when it's gross and sticky!"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Mountain escalator.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Extreme Bowling.

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

"Maybe we should nail down the Slip 'N' Slide."

Skiing

'It's broken.'

'Oh boy, someone's in trouble!'

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

Hitchhiking skier

Lifeguard in desert.

"And, watch out for the ... ice!!"

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

Mythology Amusement Park. It's closing time, but some of the customers won't leave. Closing time 6PM. Narcussus in still in the hall of mirrors. Poseidon won't get off the waterslide. And Aphrodite is in the tunnel of love. Let's get Zeus to help us. They have to do whatever he says, he's the god of the sky! Not anymore --- He's riding the parachute jump!

"Admit it, you didn't prepare your slide presentation, did you?"

A woman glides down a water slide

I want you to assess your own abilities on a scale of one to ten, - 'Okay,' - 'Intelligence,' - 'Five,' - 'Confidence' - 'Five,' - 'Social Skills' - 'Five,' - 'Why do you think you've rated them all as five' - 'I forgot to ask if ten was good or bad,'