Slide Slider Mugs

"I still use baby powder on my butt! Especially when it's gross and sticky!"

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

Mountain escalator.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Extreme Bowling.

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

Skiing

'It's broken.'

'Oh boy, someone's in trouble!'

Hitchhiking skier

"Admit it, you didn't prepare your slide presentation, did you?"

Lifeguard in desert.

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

"And, watch out for the ... ice!!"

A woman glides down a water slide

I want you to assess your own abilities on a scale of one to ten, - 'Okay,' - 'Intelligence,' - 'Five,' - 'Confidence' - 'Five,' - 'Social Skills' - 'Five,' - 'Why do you think you've rated them all as five' - 'I forgot to ask if ten was good or bad,'

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'