Parasailing Gifts

The summer of Icarus

Parrotsailing

"I'm interested in the course on parasailing ... "

Wind Surfing

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Piracy on a boating lake

When laundry ruled the waves.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Bermuda Triangles

The Dubloon Stops Here

Build a Raft

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Mind the whale, dear."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Sailor in Car.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Boat wedding.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"