Parasailing Prints

The summer of Icarus

… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you

Parrotsailing

"I'm interested in the course on parasailing ... "

Wind Surfing

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Are we there yet?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Mind the whale, dear."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Bermuda Triangles

Piracy on a boating lake

Build a Raft

The Dubloon Stops Here

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Sailor in Car.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).