Learning To Sail Prints

My First Boat

Uncharted Waters

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Are we there yet?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Build a Raft

Bermuda Triangles

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Mind the whale, dear."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Piracy on a boating lake

The Dubloon Stops Here

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Boat wedding.

Mr. Punch in Venice

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Luxury cruise you said!'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Tell them we only have romaine!"