Becoming A Sailor Prints

High tide.

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Desert Island Meals.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Servicemen.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Piracy on a boating lake

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Build a Raft

Bermuda Triangles

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Mr. Punch in Venice

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."