Becoming A Sailor Prints

High tide.

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Desert Island Meals.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Servicemen.

Captain in a storm

The Dubloon Stops Here

Piracy on a boating lake

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Are we there yet?'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Bermuda Triangles

"Mind the whale, dear."

Build a Raft

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Luxury cruise you said!'