WiFi on deserted island
Social Network Sailor Gifts
Searching for a gift for the social network sailor? Explore our collection of witty and creative products that combine their passion for online connectivity with the spirit of adventure. Perfect for anyone who navigates social platforms like a true explorer, our items bring humor and personality to their digital voyage.
Captain in a storm
Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion
"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."
No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).
Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.
"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."
A large yacht carries a small wood house.
S.S.dot.com
'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'
"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."
"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."
The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.
real enjoyment
Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship
'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'
'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'
"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"
Soho walking society
"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"
Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it
Hydrofoil wing boat.
Star versus UFO...
'Out anniversary was yesterday.'
"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."
"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"
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Sailor Writing
UFO Romance
'I'm not one for the birds and he IS my best mate!'
Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?
'What type of line are you using?'
At least we're together!
Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle
Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.
Social Network Sailor Gifts Collection
Social Network Sailor Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for social network sailors—funny, witty designs perfect for their daily coffee ritual.
Social Network Sailor Pillows
Browse pillows designed for social network sailors—bring a touch of personality and humor to their living space.
Social Network Sailor Prints
View our prints for social network sailors—artful and inspiring pieces to celebrate their digital journey.
Social Network Sailor T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for social network sailors—playful designs that express their love for online adventures.