Relationship Sailor Gifts

"So you've been fighting with your boyfriend?"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Sailor boy

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Soho walking society

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

'Bon fromage!'

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

UFO Romance

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

WiFi on deserted island

'What type of line are you using?'

The Honeymooners.

A person is asking for help in the sea. A sailor comes just to the poor man just to make him to pull the boat.

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

Book Sailing

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

Row to Row

The Rouble

Boat Called Available.

Mr Bumble

"Forget the damn white whale, boys! My disability claim was approved. Turn this tub around."

Feeding the ducks (it's a sailing boat).

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

'New affirmative action rules, boys -- we have to hire some Somalis.'

Have you seen that movie, with the blonde girl who looks like that other blonde girl...