Affectionate Shipmate Gifts

'New affirmative action rules, boys -- we have to hire some Somalis.'

Boat wedding.

Love linked

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'Could you give us a push?'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Noah's lesser known brother.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'I think you are taking this Boatswain's mate thing a bit too seriously sailor!'

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

Deflating Island

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"It's a 'Dear Long John' letter."

"You have one more wish. You asked for free, overnight shipping on your first wish, remember?"

"Is this the oldest ship in the fleet?"

'Your ex wife is quite a swimmer, Mr Wallace.'

Artist on the Desert Island

I Kissed a Girl's Face.

"Back the main sheet and brace the futtocks - whatever that means."

'It's a certificate of recognition for my good record of hiring the handicapped.'

Viking raids sprang from the need to keep up with the Johansens!

I am hospitably received by Mr. Peggotty

101 uses of a dead cat: mooring post.

How to approach someone to hug for the first time...