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WiFi on deserted island

Captain in a storm

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

S.S.dot.com

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

real enjoyment

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Soho walking society

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Hydrofoil wing boat.

Star versus UFO...

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

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Sailor Writing

UFO Romance

'I'm not one for the birds and he IS my best mate!'

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

'What type of line are you using?'

At least we're together!

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.