Paralympic Enthusiasts Pillows

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Darn autocorrect!"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Olympic Torch Training

'He's in training for the Olympics'

London Olympics.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Champions biting their medals

'Keep fit.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Cat Olympics

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

Wheelchair Basketball

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

NBC Olympic coverage.

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

Monster chariot races

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Paris clean up before Olympics

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

Daley Thompson

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"