Paralympian Pillows

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

Wheelchair Basketball

'Eugene, you've been racing again.'

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics

''I'm here for the paralytics.''

The controversial issue of blade size seemed to be getting bigger by the day!

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

I love Lawyers

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'Remember, Jenkins, I want those briefs on my desk by morning.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

The House of Commons.

The Devil's in the detail!

Justice 4 Ron

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Lady Justice.

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'