Paralympics Pillows

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

"Jason's been inspired by the Olympics into watching all of the Paralympics too."

Wheelchair Basketball

'Let me guess, more dust in your eyes?'

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics

'Maybe you should lighten your loads.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

''I'm here for the paralytics.''

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

A skier and a paraglider

Iron Man Contest

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'Jason and the Argosnaughts.'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Accident near the Pier

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

I'm a vegan triathlete

"How do you plan to get up enough speed to lift off?"

The evolution of triathletes.

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

World's Worst Triathlete.

Runners have a pay toll.

"It's only a midlife crisis if you survive."

"Ok, one more flying squirrel, then you'll have to chase regular squirrels again."

Reselling for Fun and Profit