Paralympics Supporter Pillows

'Let me guess, more dust in your eyes?'

'Paralimpets.'

Gingerbread man runs with false legs.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Champions biting their medals

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Wheelchair Basketball

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

"We used to have a home with an ocean view. . ."

Olympic Bubble

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

Daley Thompson

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

Paris Olympics Triathlon

'There goes Tom Daley.'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

Neymar

Paris Olympics opening ceremony

The Olympic Pings

'Forget about him, Suzie! He's a weak and stupid runner who never should have entered..'

Insect Para-Olympics

Covid Carries the Olympic Torch

Beijing 2022

'Got a light, mate?'

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

Beijing 2022

"Hmmm..."