Paralympics Supporter Mugs

'Let me guess, more dust in your eyes?'

'Paralimpets.'

Gingerbread man runs with false legs.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Champions biting their medals

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Wheelchair Basketball

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

Daley Thompson

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

"We used to have a home with an ocean view. . ."

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

Paris Olympics Triathlon

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'There goes Tom Daley.'

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Beijing 2022

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics

'Forget about him, Suzie! He's a weak and stupid runner who never should have entered..'

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

Paris Olympics opening ceremony

The Olympic Pings

Insect Para-Olympics

Beijing 2022

"Hmmm..."

'...So they world leaders came to their senses and told the Chinese Government where they could stick their Olympic Torch!'

The controversial issue of blade size seemed to be getting bigger by the day!

"By a fraction of a second - after an extremely close photo finish - Norman finally gets hold of the TV remote."

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'