Paralympians Mugs

'Maybe you should lighten your loads.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Office Safety.

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Wheelchair Basketball

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Monster chariot races

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Trust me. This is the last place they'll find us."

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics

"I know we decided this was immoral, but no one has called me on it in a while, so I think I'll stick it out through the season."

Gingerbread man runs with false legs.

Attorney Vending Services: In Case of Litigation.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Hmmm..."

The controversial issue of blade size seemed to be getting bigger by the day!

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'