Paralympic Supporter Pillows

Wheelchair Basketball

The controversial issue of blade size seemed to be getting bigger by the day!

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Football Blockers.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

The globe vaults over Covid-19

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

Men's Parallel Bars

Missing You#2

"We used to have a home with an ocean view. . ."

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

'There goes Tom Daley.'

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

'Polevault envy'.

"I understand she's been training in China.''

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

"Another double-header."

Insect Para-Olympics

Gingerbread man runs with false legs.