Paralympic Supporter Gifts

Wheelchair Basketball

The controversial issue of blade size seemed to be getting bigger by the day!

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

The globe vaults over Covid-19

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Football Blockers.

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

Missing You#2

Men's Parallel Bars

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"We used to have a home with an ocean view. . ."

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'There goes Tom Daley.'

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

'Polevault envy'.

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

Gingerbread man runs with false legs.

'Forget about him, Suzie! He's a weak and stupid runner who never should have entered..'

"Another double-header."

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics

Insect Para-Olympics