Paralympics Fan Gifts

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Bradley Wiggins

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

The London Olympic bid

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Wheelchair Basketball

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

Pole vaulter has had an accident on jump

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'Stampede!!'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Jozef Golonka

The globe vaults over Covid-19

'If netting fish was an Olympic event, Ben would be a sure winner!'

Show Mom You Love Her!

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

Missing You#2

Sir Isaac Newton in Heaven. Bobsledders, snowboarders, skiiers, lugers. Just once I'd like to see a winner thank gravity!

Men's Parallel Bars

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'