Paralympian Gifts

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

Wheelchair Basketball

'Eugene, you've been racing again.'

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics

''I'm here for the paralytics.''

The controversial issue of blade size seemed to be getting bigger by the day!

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

I love Lawyers

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'Remember, Jenkins, I want those briefs on my desk by morning.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

The House of Commons.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

The Devil's in the detail!

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

Lady Justice.

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'