Paralympic Champ Gifts

Girl in Yellow Jumper

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Man and dog on treadmills.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Wheelchair Basketball

Academy.

"Of course the most important skill they can acquire is the ability to multi-task!"

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics

"You might like my daughter. She's single and desperate too."

Gingerbread man runs with false legs.

'So now will you take my advice and lose some weight?'

"You love me, you wuss. Admit it. You love me!"

"Hmmm..."

The controversial issue of blade size seemed to be getting bigger by the day!

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

'Eugene, you've been racing again.'

''I'm here for the paralytics.''

Wheelchair Basketball

'My God! He must have been there since the last one!'

'Paralimpets.'

'He's put on over two stone watching the Olympics...'

'Maybe you should lighten your loads.'

'Let me guess, more dust in your eyes?'