Paralympics Gifts

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

Wheelchair Basketball

'Let me guess, more dust in your eyes?'

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics

'Maybe you should lighten your loads.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

''I'm here for the paralytics.''

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

A skier and a paraglider

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

Accident near the Pier

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

Runners have a pay toll.

"It's only a midlife crisis if you survive."

Dance marathon.

"Ok, one more flying squirrel, then you'll have to chase regular squirrels again."

Gingerbread man runs with false legs.

Parascending

"You mean, you've never heard of parrot gliding?"

The controversial issue of blade size seemed to be getting bigger by the day!

"Don't be frightened. I'm you, but I come from a perpendicular universe."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

"Hmmm..."