Olympics Fanatic Gifts

'And the gold medal for the best 'victory dance' has been awarded to...'

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

'...and I for one do not share the disdain for the London Olympic mascots, Mr. Speaker!'

'The Police will never catch that terrorist. He just ran the 100 meters in 9.57 seconds!'

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Bradley Wiggins

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

The London Olympic bid

Olympic Torch Training

Olympics create interest in curling.

London Olympics.

'He's in training for the Olympics'

Cat Olympics

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Olympic Jar Opening Event

Referees at the Original Olympics.

Champions biting their medals

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

Rugby Mad.

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

Pole vaulter has had an accident on jump