Outdoor Saga Fan Gifts

When he is in trouble, be prepared to help out of course.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Fish or Cut Bait

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

ATM withdrawal

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

The chosen few

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Austrailian Vollyroo

"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!"

Offering a golfer a spade.

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

Sauron's Sore Eye

"Do you think I get a hole if he crawls into it?"

'I know he'll win; he's my stockbroker. He can beat anything, except the S & P 500.'

"Honey, did you call for a free estimate on a 3 bedroom, 2 bath tree house?"

Directions for walker across several hills.

"Luke, come over to the light side."

'Who said you can't solve your problems by running?'

Hitchhiking Snowman.

Stuck in the stile.

Rudy, it's come to my attention you were talking to patrons about "Star Wars" again. I don't think so

'Didn't I tell you it would be a mistake to allow mixed competition?'

'That's not funny. Howard...get your foot off the scale!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Nine

Mayhem, Inc. Part 7

"I don't care how many sets of bathroom scales I've returned to you. This one's defective too!"

'Emergency Services! There's been a chain reaction at East Burkesby Sewerage Farm!'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

'This is my window on the world - I'll start your dinner when the adverts come on!'

The Colonisation of Space.

The world coming to an end

'George,I know deer season opens tomorrow but you're not going to make it.'