Space Oddities Fan Mugs

Astronaut putting his space suit on wrong

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

The Milky Way (Detail)

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Rocket Ark

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Ukulelean abduction

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Astronaut Selfie.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Serious business

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

Birth of Darth Vader

Medical Curiosities

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

Space bee

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

First space criminal investigation

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

Looks like a weird day coming up.

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

Space Train

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."