Space Oddities Enthusiasts Mugs

"There is neither water nor life on this planet! There is only a huge crater full of brown, muddy... Heck, what is this crap?"

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

NASA Special

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

The Milky Way (Detail)

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"I'm infectious."

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"