Space Junk Enthusiast Gifts

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Well, that one got away."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Not now, Oliver."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Flying sauces.

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"We evolved from asteroids"