Space Junk Enthusiast Gifts

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Well, that one got away."

"Not now, Oliver."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Flying sauces.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.