Space Junk Lover Mugs

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"We've made great progress!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

The Milky Way (Detail)

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Astronaut love

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

Studying String Cheese Theory

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

"Not in my name!"

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

"I made it from a lost space probe."

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Space Shuttle.

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

"Take me to David Bowie."