Nature Sceptic Prints

'They're still cheaper overseas.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

The Mainstream

Alternative Medicine

"God works in mysterious ways."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

Crystal Ball Plug

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"I totally meant to do that."