Sustainability Sceptic Gifts

"Of course it has an environmental certificate!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

The original paperless office

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Ecology.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Recycling bottle bank.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

COP29

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Is his nose locally grown?"