Sustainability Sceptic Gifts

"Of course it has an environmental certificate!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

The original paperless office

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Ecology.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

COP29

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Recycling bottle bank.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.