Green Critic Prints

I'm now a green candidate. All my lies are 100% recycled from my last campaign.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

Monsanto

Fake ecologist

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

'Nice Shooting.'

Pat Buchanan - Political Commentator.

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

"I hate these tower blocks. . ."

'Grandpa, tell us again how the environmentalists won the election of 2012!'

Smoking world.

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

Mom! The maid is hiding dust under Grandma again!

"Excellent, an unkept garden! Obviously not a keen gardener so the chances of us being poisoned here are low..."

'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.'

Building an inferiority complex - debate over land use.

'Entering Krentville -Dystopia of the northeast'

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

The Plight of Urban Encroachment

"Yes, we're very pleased with our decision to withdraw from the Paris Accord."

"Tarzan not like how jungle change over years!"

Political Parties in Rival Tree Planting Pledges

Donald Trump as a match thrown onto coals.

First and last day as oil company spokesman...