Ocean Critic Pillows

"It's all become so Disneyfied."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Killer whale with dead trainer

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Ship of fools.

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

Hooked . . . to oil.

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

'Nice Shooting.'

'How was your date?'

'You've got to overcome your dependency on fossil fuels.'

Blood and oil on African soil

'In retrospect, we should never have booked this titanic-themed cruise.'

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

''No tarball left behind' sounds good, but will it work?'

"Can you believe my parents? Taking a 2-week cruise on my future inheritance!"

Disagreeing with the ref's decision.

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

"Hey, hon - they published my article."