Cloud Commentator Mugs

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

Facelook

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

Unsocial Networking.

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

"It's too academic."

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"While a cure for curiosity remains elusive, it continues to take a deadly toll."

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

Not Proud To Be An American

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Rudy, be reasonable. We can't have a functioning media if everyone starts putting up their own stories on the web. We need professional ethics. We need editing. We need fact-checking. We need

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'I think it's called RED!'

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"After he got his cell phone, I'm only his second-best friend!"

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Some settling of contents may have occurred over the past 15 years.'

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