Cloud Nine Commentators Mugs

God/Saint Watching Football.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

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Damn defibrillators.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

"We're engaged!"

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

Well, that routine physical didn

'You don't have to worry about who to vote for this year, but I'm from Chicago.'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

'Isn't it heaven to always be right...'

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

Whaddaya mean "oops"?

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

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