Cyber Pundits T-Shirts

"Everything I have to say about politics, pal, I say on the internet."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"Fact amnesty"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Meet the People of the Internet

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

Unsocial Networking.

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

The Space Potatoes talk about....Madonna.

Internet Commenter Magazine.

The Lawyer of Oz

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

"Baldo, negative stereotypes that insult people serve no purpose! What people really want is thoughtful, family-oriented material."

'Google Earth is getting SO precise! Right now, I'm zoomed in on Kathy Mangiante's face and I can tell she's had lip implants!'

Facebookdead

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"Of course you have a 'right to your opinion'. That doesn't make it any less stupid."

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

"I'm afraid your son has been confusing 'your' and you're' when he mercilessly bullies his peers online."

'Wow, when did it start letting you 'enemy' people?'

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

The Twitter logo with its mouth taped shut