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'Bergh, you walk the walk, tweet the tweet, text the text, blog the blog...but have you forgotten how to shoot the breeze?'

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Eldrow

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Torturing the English Language

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

The Jose Padilla Experience

U.S. Credit Rating

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing