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'Bergh, you walk the walk, tweet the tweet, text the text, blog the blog...but have you forgotten how to shoot the breeze?'

In the Guru District

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

U.S. Credit Rating

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Honest Boris