Digital Age Pundit T-Shirts

'Google Earth is getting SO precise! Right now, I'm zoomed in on Kathy Mangiante's face and I can tell she's had lip implants!'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"Fact amnesty"

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Modern Portrait Gallery

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Embarrassing things that happen to you in the bedroom stay in the bedroom. . . and on facebook."

Books On Paper

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

Cyber Fight

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

You can have your privacy back, as soon as I've finished showing it to everyone