Digital Age Pundit Mugs

'Google Earth is getting SO precise! Right now, I'm zoomed in on Kathy Mangiante's face and I can tell she's had lip implants!'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"Fact amnesty"

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Modern Portrait Gallery

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"All the better to ignore you with."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

Books On Paper

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

Cyber Fight

'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'

You can have your privacy back, as soon as I've finished showing it to everyone

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

Political Selfie